İFebruary
2007
Carol
Jane Remsburg
Fear The Needle
It's been a busy week.
In the face of
a looming major snow storm, the two hour trek to the
medical center specializing in the discography wasn't to be put off. Hubby has RA
(Rheumatoid Arthritis), spinal stenosis, and apparently several severely
herniated discs in his lower back. The trip for the test was to determine just
WHICH surgery will be required (decompression or fusion)--not, IF surgery was
going to be required.
What worried my
spouse about this test was the needles they were going
to stick in his spine. Needles, especially the painful kind, are frightening
for my hubby. This same man would rather face a pack of rabid dogs, a violent
armed intruder, or even face our teen drama-queen on full torrential tear
alert--than those needles.
Somehow, he
screwed up the courage to face the day--allowing me to drive (and he so HATES
when I drive) the two hour trip from the 'Shore across the Bay Bridge amid
snow, sleet, rain and a general threatening weather mess that hadn't quite
decided what it was going to do.
We arrived
early, over an hour early
Finally, at
There he was
bent over trying to retrieve a cracker he'd dropped on
the floor making a mess. I sat him back up, cleaned up the mess and tried to
feed him little pieces of graham crackers from a new pack they gave me. That and the ginger ale.
He was
hysterical. The Versed they dosed him with, something like a Twilight Sleep,
knocked him out but he would be able to respond if he felt pain when asked.
They told him that only about 5% of patients actually remember anything from
the procedure. He wasn't among that 5%.
For the next 45
minutes I had to keep convincing him that the blanket
in his lap he kept picking at wasn't a cracker and even then, he was trying to
put an invisible cracker into his mouth. He wasn't
very happy when I put small bits of a REAL cracker in his mouth. Then there was
the little tussle over the ginger ale--that mini-can with the straw. Finally he drank some, then decided to blow bubbles with it
like he was three and just discovered how fun THAT was. He giggled. Then went
on to tell me about "works of art" and then how if we incorporated
videos from the Discovery Channel with links to the bottom of the sea, we'd sell more lamps on eBay (he makes lamps folks) for
$5,000 a piece. Oh, and that we needed 'to go pies' of that anesthesia...while
still busily picking at that blanket for the cracker. Then he got upset when he
found out the two packets of graham crackers he'd
already eaten weren't saltines.
"Damn, I
knew they tasted funny," he said. He'd have no
more of them.
Then he wanted UP and OUT. I advised he wasn't to
get up yet, and had to block his attempts. Fortunately
for me, I'm able to do that and he wasn't in any real shape to tango.
Then the nurses
were back and he regaled them with tales of John Wayne movies, kinda sorta on
topic, considering
Finally it was time for him to get up and try to walk. He
had a definite list but remained upright. I was following closely to catch him
should that list turn into a fall. No falls.
The nurses
allowed me to walk him out of the building, up the long elevator and stuff him into
the truck for the ride home.
He promptly got
on his cell phone and began calling people, his BIL and his mother. He has no
recollection of those phone conversations either, but he was pretty
clear about me taking the wrong turn (which wasn't) in leaving the
medical facility. Then, he promptly went to sleep after I finally got his
seatbelt on him and he dozed on and off for the next hundred miles or so until
we were halfway home. I stopped and picked up some fast food lunch as both of
us were starving and hadn't eaten all day.
He ate and
perked right up, then admitted he pretty much didn't
remember anything up until that point since before they put him out. He was
amazed over how easily and painlessly the procedure had gone when he'd spent weeks worrying and fearing it.
Now we face the
next appointment. The will decide the surgery and the date. The next visit
after that won't be so pain free and will have a long
recovery.
Still, there is
FEAR THE NEEDLE!