©February 2002
Carol Jane Remsburg
Saturday
arrived like it normally does without much fanfare. With the exhaustion of the workweek behind me I was allowed to
savor my morning coffee before my little one arose and hubby left for work. Saturday's are my 'cleaning' days. And like every other American female I
wasn't looking forward to that but afterwards when I could cook and play and
have a respite from it all. Then it
happened.
Hubby
had left early about 7 AM and it was now just past 8 AM and the house was
quiet. I was finishing the paper and
had just started a new pot of coffee in order to get in gear for the day
ahead. It was to be the normal Saturday
routine of much laundry (like I don't do that during the week) and scrubbing
the bathrooms, straightening, dusting, vacuuming, cooking, and scrubbing the
floors.
I
walked over to get another cup of coffee in my stocking feet and they got
wet. I glanced down and saw most of the
kitchen flood was wet!
What!!!
It
was the refrigerator again! For the
second time in almost two months the water line leading to the refrigerator had
chaffed to bleed a hole and water was going everywhere. Errant plumbing has always been my
nightmare—trust me on this.
I
grabbed the tiny cell phone (for those phone-to-phone free minutes) and dialed
up the 'man of the house' and screamed.
Don was speechless. Then he kept
asking, "What! What's going
on?"
Finally
I pulled myself back down to a more coherent plane and explained what was going
on and he directed me to the water shut off valve. "Luckily, it's in the house now rather than under the
house," says he. But where it is
isn't easy to reach—it is now back in the laundry room, utility room, or
whatever ya'll want to call it. That
knob is on the floor back by the wall between the washer and the water heater
(oh, God forbid I call that big round thing a 'hot water heater'). You'd have to be Houdini to reach it.
Meanwhile
I keep the cell phone open and climb up and over the washer until I'm almost
vertically inclined. How I will ever
get my feet back on the ground I'm not worried about just yet as water sprays
and spreads over and across my kitchen floor.
Finally
I reach it and turn it enough to shut down the water to the house.
Sigh. It seemed a Herculean effort but it wasn't,
it was just fear.
Now
hubby tells me he'll be home to fix it all just as soon as he finishes
purchasing those bi-fold doors and installing them at the home-owner's
request.
Hours
pass. And I mean HOURS pass. Where was this man? I'd mopped up the floor and decided that
about all I could do was pick up the mess in the house. Vacuuming wasn't even an option if he had to
tear apart the kitchen when he came home to install 'copper' tubing instead of
that plastic stuff.
And
there I sat. I read, played a couple of
games with my daughter and remonstrated her NOT to flush the toilet—and this is
a kid who tends to forget that small accommodation. And so you KNOW what she did!
About
4 hours later, the man of the house arrives and decided NOT to tear the
kitchen apart but to simply shut off the water to the fridge. By then it was nearly 1 PM and my waiting
was over and I felt worn. What did I
do? I clean run through the house and
begin dinner which needed WATER before I could begin and would take hours to
cook.
I
decided to opt out while it simmered and curl up with a book.
Water? What can you do without it? Not much.
How 'bout a list? No laundry, no
scrubbing of the bathrooms, no scrubbing the kitchen floors, no real
cleaning of the counters with suds and bleach and the tables either.
A
shower? Well, forget that.
We
often drone on about water to drink. I
was lucky we had Pepsi's chilling on the porch. But I'll tell you, a day without water is a day without, well
without.
So
the next time you turn on your faucet and that wet, wonderful, clear stuff runs
out, remember to feel blessed.